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音乐系列：石开《昨天》-- 送给Emy妹妹，你看看这首歌怎么样？ -- 安普若 - (512 Byte) 2003-10-08 周三, 04:02 (1453 reads) |
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作者：HiThere 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: "I want to open a
damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon, sir; I must
have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!" "I'm very sorry
sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." Having said this, the teller
leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer.
They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem, sonny," the elderly man says. "I just won 50millionbucks in the damn
lottery and I want to open a damn checking account inthisdamn bank!" "I see," says the manager
thoughtfully. "And you're saying that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?"
Lesson II - If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything.
作者：HiThere 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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