【蓝色幽默】P去了哪里?
Teacher: Were learning the ABC today.(女老师说:“今天我们学ABC?")
Student: Miss, can i go toilet please? (男学生问:"Miss老师,我可以去厕所吗?")
Teacher: No. (老师:“不。”)
Student: Okay. (学生:“好。”)
5 mins later..五分钟后
Boy: Can i go toilet now please miss? (男学生再问:"老师,我可以去厕所吗?")
Teacher: In a minute. (老师:“一分钟吧”)
Student: Okay miss. (学生:"ok 老师")
Minute later.. (一分钟后。。。)
Student: Can i go now? (学生问:“我能去吗?现在”)
Teacher: Say the ABC first. (老师回答:“那要先读ABC”)
Student: A B C D E F G H I JJJ K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z.(学生读:“A B C D E F G H I J J J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z”)
Teacher: Where's the letter P? (老师问:字母P在那里?)
Student: It's running down my leg miss. (学生说:溜到俺腿下面了。。。如果喜欢,您可以去拿。笑声。。。)
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