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作者：travelman 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
International Security Levels
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings, the level has just been raised from 'miffed' to "peeved'. Soon though, the levels may be raised yet again to "irritated' or even "a bit cross". Londoners have not been a "bit cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "tiresome" to "a bloody nuisance", the last time a "bloody nuisance" warning level was issued was during the great fire of 1666.
Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.
It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert, the Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
Finally, here in Australia we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "make another cup of tea". Our higher levels are "Better get more beer, just in case'", and "Crikey, we should think about doing something".
作者：travelman 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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 对，来个轻松的吧。 硝烟该散了。 -- travelman - (1504 Byte) 2005-8-26 周五, 03:25 (977 reads)
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