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文章标题: [学黄包车夫] 到海龟网贴个图 (686 reads)      时间: 2006-9-30 周六, 09:26   

作者:海归草海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

黄包车夫,简称黄夫
RICKSHAW,简称里小

温馨提示: 不能接受你的帖子是"内容为空" -- 空哼哼

黄夫的制作流程解秘如下:
Snapshots Cartoons:
Behind the Humor
In the old days, Snapshots comic strips were produced verbally. I explained the cartoons to my illustrator, who would sketch 'em up and bring 'em over. Then we argued till I got my way.

That all changed when I met Vladimir, a cartoonist and illustrator who lives in Serbia and speaks little English. Actually, he doesn't speak English so much as he does read it.

This makes for some humorous bloopers in the cartooning. I might ask for a skunk and get a bum, or ask for a bum and get a newspaper. That is why I include with my instructions clipart, sketches, and funny snapshots of myself doing charades (you won't be seeing those).

A Sample Cartoon
What I asked for: This panel takes place on a Hollywood street corner, where a hooker is looking for business. A man pulls up in his car but cannot decide if he wants to pay. Growing impatient, the hooker says in caption: "C'mon, c'mon. I've got places to go, people to do..."

What I got:



First-Round Revisions: LOL. A "hooker" is a prostitute. She is talking to the driver, who is inside the car. "Places to go, people to do" comes from a saying in English: "places to go, people to see." People to do is another way of saying people to have sex with. It is growing less funny by the second.

What I got:



Second-Round Revisions: Nice recovery. Now, could we give the hooker a leopard-skin outfit as in this cartoon?

And, of course, the shiny finished comic:



No matter where we start, Vladimir always gets it in the end. And from the look of things, so would that driver in the first sketch had I not said something.





作者:海归草海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com









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