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快给我讲讲什么啼笑皆非的事啊， -- 琴清 - (37 Byte) 2011-11-23 周三, 02:41 (413 reads) |
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作者：高树 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
第一件是第一个来看房子时的事。来的是一男一女两个年轻人。女的说是从台湾来的留学生，男的号称是她的BF，是个construction worker，看上去像是在美国出生的。女的要租房子，因为她说她弟弟也马上要来留学。她妈妈也有可能明年来3-4次。然后说是BF也要住在这里，但只是她申请。她还说她没有SSN（社会保险号码）。我问BF为什么不一起申请。他们不回答这个问题。他们看我不太想把房子租给他们，就不太高兴地走了。出了门，在上车之前，那男的大叫“Fxck Chinese”。我从来没有遇到有人骂我或骂Chinese的，一时不知如何应对。事后，我想，那哥们大概是港人或者是台湾人的后代，大概是不认为自己是中国人的。
第二件是上周六，我刚给那个要出租的房子的前院割完草。来了两姐妹来看房。她们很奇怪怎么会有人在。我也很奇怪为什么我不知道会有人来看房。她们说在Craigslist上看到这个房子出租的广告，与出广告的人联系。人家回复说他不在本地，而是在West Africa。她们可以在外面看看，但不能到房子里面去。如果她们满意，只要填个简单的表，寄500美元押金，他就寄钥匙给她们。房租是900美元一个月。我们也在Craigslist上做广告，要的房租是2500美元一个月。我告诉她们肯定是有人在搞鬼。这房子不可能每月只租900美元。后来，我和我的朋友就上Craigslist上去查。果然有个广告说要出租我朋友的那个房子。我们先举报了那个广告，这样那个广告不久就不见了。同时我的朋友还给那个做广告的人送了个邮件，谎称要租那个房子。不多久我朋友就收到了以下的回复：
Hi,
I did get your response concerning the AD we posted on craigslist. we are the owner of the Home you are making enquiry of, and i also want you to know that it was due to my transfer that makes me and my wife and little daughter to leave the Home and also want to give it out for rent and looking for a responsible person that can take very good care of it while we are not at the state as we are not after the money for the rent but i want it to be clean all the time and the person that will rent it to take it as if it were its own. So for now, we are here in West Africa ,in our new Home and put all my worries off concerning the maintenance of the Home for, since i am not residing there for now. I left behind some Facilities and electronics which include the rent, DVD player, air conditioning, alarm system. The kitchen is fully equipped with all necessary cooking utensils, refrigerator-freezer, four-hob and oven, microwave, dishwasher and washing machine, my computer connected with Internet access also the keys and document of the Home are right here with us in West Africa, and the lease document. Which i can send to you after all necessary agreement has be accepted. Also i will like you to know that the rent charges is not really the issue, hope you are okay with the price of ($900 per month) in including utilities like hydro, heat laundry facilities, air condition, gas, water, Cable and so on, but your absolute maintenance of my Home is most important thing, if you are ready interested renting this Home fill the application below and get back to me with the answers.
_________________RENT APPLICATION FORM___________________
Full Name__________________________________________________ Home Phone ( ) ________________________
Date of Birth_________________________________
Other Phone ( ) ___________________
Current Address_______________________________Apt#________ City__________________ State______ Zip________
Reasons for Leaving____________________________Rent $__________Phone ( ) ____________________________
Are you married____________________________
How many people will be living in the home____________________________
Do you have a pet____________________________
Do you have a car____________________________
Occupation____________________________
Move In Date____________________________
You are going to make the deposit payment Before You Move in?____________________________
Reference Details_________________________
Pictures of all the Occupant that will stay in my home.
TAKE NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY DRIVE BY AND SEE MY HOME FROM THE OUTSIDE AND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN RENTING GET THE APPLICATION FORM FILLED OUT AND SEND IT BACK TO ME SO THAT I CAN SHIP MY KEYS TO YOU FOR YOU BE ABLE TO GO AND LOOK AT THE INSIDE OR MOVE IN IMMEDIATELY. I WOULD HAVE REALLY LOVE TO SHIP THE KEYS TO SOMEONE IN STATE BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY THERE RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE USE OF ANY THIRD PARTY THAT IS WHY AM HANDLING MY PROPERTY MYSELF..
Monthly Fee: $900
Security Deposit: $500
Pets Allowed:
Available :Available Now for move in.
So pls get back to me today.
I await your reply ASAP.
我朋友说他在读这封邮件时，肚皮都快笑破了。我觉得还好发现得早，否则说不定麻烦大了，哭都哭不出来。
好了，故事讲完了。
琴版千万不要说我会开导宽慰人。我觉得我最会做的可能是捣浆糊。嘿嘿。
作者：高树 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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