a few months ago, we went to fort myres for a team building activity.
a bunch of guys on jet ski followed a tour guide to a small island where they had nude beach. one of our guys could not get hold of himself and rushed to the brushes behind that was supposed to be the spot!
he came back almost right away. we asked him what happened and where is a blonde with the real meat balls...
he said "meat ball my ass: i ran into a bunch of nude dudes!
damn, that was discusting!"
we laughed at him: "well, you do not know what you were missing, they may be looking for you to suck your balls!"